One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand.
The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. “But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy.
“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.” “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.
Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?'” He answered,
“Halfway down my legs, Miss.”
More Fun Posts from Cumedy Hut.
- Cumedy Hut – Nigerian Politicians and their bad habits. When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland.
When sick, they go to Germany or India.
When investing, they go to America.
- George Bush, Algeria and Algebra.
George W Bush George W. Bush visits Algeria.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people:
"You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. […]
- Cumedy Hut – Sarah and her Teacher.
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, […]
- Cumedy Hut – Jimmy and his Mother.
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?"
He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class."
She said, […]
- Cumedy Hut – A Pupil Goes Late To School.
A student comes late to school.
His teacher asked him "Why were you late to school?"
Student: "My mom and dad were fighting." Teacher: "What does your parents fighting have to do […]
- Cumedy Hut – The Family with “Special Names”.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."