1. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am ‘you no well’? Him well, e just wan see the food wey him chop yesterday.
2. You just wake up from sleep; person come ask you “you don wake?” No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.
3. You see woman wey born new pikin; u come ask her “madam u don born? ” No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX..
4. You greet person “good morning ma” ! She ask, my pikin you don wake???? No ohhhh, I dey sleep walk… .
5. My guy ask me “O boy where u dey?” I tell am say i dey bank, him com ask me “Wat is happening there?” My brother dem dey celebrate new yam festival.
More Fun Posts from Cumedy Hut.
- George Bush, Algeria and Algebra.
George W Bush George W. Bush visits Algeria.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people:
"You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. […]
- Cumedy Hut – Nigerian Politicians and their bad habits. When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland.
When sick, they go to Germany or India.
When investing, they go to America.
- Nigerian Elections and the Nigerian Electorate.
My Fellow Widows, sorry, My Fellow Nigerians, (anyway, all join. The way we dey live for dis country now no better pass widows and widowers own) ehhm let me start again.
My Fellow […]
- Cumedy Hut – Stupid Questions That Some People Ask.
8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enter come ask me "Guy na film u […]
- Correct Naija Proverbs.
🇳🇬Frog eye no be open eye:
HAVING BIG EYES DOESN'T MAKE YOU CIVILISED.
🇳🇬Bring suya...bring suya, na cow body dey suffer am;
EVERY ACTION HAS A CONSEQUENCE.
🇳🇬E go better e go […]
- Cumedy Hut – World Sleep Day.
A special day reserved for the "Sleeping Suprandoes" amongst us.
The UN is a very "generous" organisation indeed.
One of these days, we shall be celebrating the "World Bathing […]