“My teenage daughter came home in a rage.
‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’
I put down my paper and said:
“Oh, he will, sweetheart.
Don’t worry, he surely will.”
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