Cumedy Hut – The Rabbi and Mrs. Horowitz.

There was a young rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announces to the congregation that he will be leaving for a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a silence.

No one wants him to leave. Cohen, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, “If the rabbi stays, I’ll provide him with a new BMW every year, and his lovely wife with a Range Rover, to transport their children!” The congregation sighs and applauds.

Feinstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands up and says, “If the rabbi stays, I’ll double his salary, and establish a college fund to guarantee the college education of his children!” More sighs and applause.

Old Mrs. Horowitz, aged 96, stands and announces, “If the rabbi stays, I will have sex with him!” There is a silence.

The rabbi, blushing, asks, “Mrs. Horowitz, whatever possessed you to say that?”

Mrs. Horowitz answers, “I just asked Mr. Horowitz what we could do to make the rabbi stay.

Mr. Horowitz said,

“F*ck the rabbi.”

 

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