A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.
“Surely you’re imagining things,” says the doctor. “You’re 96 years old. Isn’t all the feeling for sex just in your head?”
“Yes,” replies the elderly man,
“that’s why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good.”
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