Cumedy Hut – Smart Johnny and his Teacher.

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”

Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”

Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.”

Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”

Johnny said, “My sister has ten buttons on her sweater.”

Again the teacher said, “Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence.”

Johnny replied,

“I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”

   

 

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