Q: What kind of bees make milk?
Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy’s hand!
Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging at the park was raped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
Girl to Mom: When I see the neighbor’s son, my bra tightens.
Mom: Next time, don’t wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
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