Cumedy Hut – A Pupil Goes Late To School.

A student comes late to school.

His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?”

Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?”

Student:

“One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s hand…..

 

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