A student comes late to school.
His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?”
Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?”
“One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s hand…..
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George W Bush George W. Bush visits Algeria.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people:
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"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up, […]
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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."