Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
“No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin on your it.”
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Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey."
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