A Boy and his Teacher.

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet.

Boy: Ok, abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Teacher: Where’s the p?

Boy: “Half way down my leg.” 

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